Morecambe

Nonce heaven. Nonces are welcome, especially if they have a plug.

A dead end town in the northwest, with nothing going on.

Morecambe a town in the northwest.

spice wife

Usually a female who seems to be married to the sesh, or married to a someone who loves the sesh too much.

Normally anywhere drugs and drama is.

Like the programme the good life, but on spice.

Shes a proper spice wife. She’s only lingering around because she over heard you order the beek.