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When you put headphones on wrong.
Tyrone! Quit wearing nigger headphones. Those headphones go on your ears not your cheeks you fucking retard.
When you cum into the jet dry hole in a dishwasher.
Man this water tasts salty. Well maybe someone jizzdryed us.
When your having sexual relations in a hotel room (preferably in Las Vegas, but not required) and the man pulls out and finishes onto the window.
I was railing the old lady last night at the Mandalay Bay and I pulled out and did the Vegas shooter.