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When you put headphones on wrong.
Tyrone! Quit wearing nigger headphones. Those headphones go on your ears not your cheeks you fucking retard.
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When you cum into the jet dry hole in a dishwasher.
Man this water tasts salty. Well maybe someone jizzdryed us.
When your having sexual relations in a hotel room (preferably in Las Vegas, but not required) and the man pulls out and finishes onto the window.
I was railing the old lady last night at the Mandalay Bay and I pulled out and did the Vegas shooter.
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