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it's your birthday

What occurs when you are expelled from your mother's uterus.

When I was born, the doctor slapped my ass and said "Boy, it's your birthday."

by Ann Hedonia August 1, 2004

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kicked to the curb

To be fired from one's job in a demeaning manner.

I got kicked to the curb at Purdue Pharma because of OxyContin.

by Ann Hedonia August 2, 2004

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