Sam

An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.

Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys