Hippo

The deadliest animal in Africa, naturally. But also king of the "watering" hole. Able to rock anyone's boat with the utmost ease, the hippo is at his best underneath his prey and able to take them off guard. With horse like grace in the water, he is not only the best guardian of those around him, but able to obtain any others that are not. He is the second to largest mammal, with equally proportioned members.

Girl 1: That boy is damned sexy, and amazing in bed.

Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.

Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...

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Plutorny

The establishment of a relationship between two people, usually a man and a woman, where a plutonic stance is taken, but it is natural for one to make the other horny on occasion.

Jason and I are in a plutornic relationship: we're just friends, but damn! when he plays rugby does it make me horny. Oh, the plutorny.

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