Classmates

1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.

2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher

3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason

"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"

"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"

"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"

"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"

"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"

"Classmates can be really annoying!"

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Only daughter

A female who doesn't share BOTH her parents with another girl. If a girl has only brothers, shes an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.

I am not an only child, but I am an only daughter. I have 2 little brothers.

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McKenzie falls

The most retarded show in the history of shows, is actually a show within a show called Sonny with a chance. Its about this dickhead named McKenzie and his whore of a girlfriend Chloe, and the fact that their love is "forbidden" probably because he is her fucking brother *spoiler*

Alice: Lets watch McKenzie falls!
Annie: Falls! *poors water on Alice*

Adoptive Family

Family by adoption. These people manage to be your "family" and "related" without sharing your dna.

My Adoptive Family is my REAL family. Im not going back to my stupid bio-parents.

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Grandcharacter

1. Your character's offspring.
2. Your offspring's character.

Only used by ULTRA-nerds as a term of endearment to there characters.

1. My character, Cinnamon Micnally, is pregnant with girl triplets. They are my Grancharacters!

2. My twins are writing a story. I love my grandcharacters.

The Sims Life Stories

A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.

Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....

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Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

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