a jock-sniffing, athletic has-been manchild; one that grows pubic hair in kindergarden; inhabits large, smelly basements playing video games for weeks upon weeks; dislikes beavers and sedas; has a fetish for all things named Sven; humps all things that have legs, including dogs.
Look at that ogre! He just put peanut butter on his balls so his dog could give him felatio!
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