Mathew

Like Matthew but spelt incorrectly.

Mathew is an angry, sharp tongued, bossy ninja who does not want a relationship and just wants to chill with his dog, drink whiskey and have an attractive chick who occasionally visits.
He would like you to know that he is not a 'fuckboy' because he is upfront after 3 to 6 months about his intentions.

That 'fuckboy' be Mathew acting.

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Dicktator

When you are smashing and the guy is into some heavy dominating shit - dictating to you for the entire duration.

Mathew : Put your hands flat
Em : Yes, Dicktator