Snippy Snappy

Noun: The stick someone steps on in a movie that allows the antagonist/s to find the protagonist/s.

Mary: *whispered* Don't....make....any.....noise.....

Sarah: *backs up. steps on twig.*

Killer: *turns head towards them.*

Mary: Nice going, dumbass.

Sarah: Not my fuckin fault! I wasn't aware of that Snippy Snappy.

Killer:.....Wtf is a fuckin Snippy Snappy?

Mary: You know what? FUCK THIS SHITTY HORROR MOVIE. I'M OUT. *walks off set.*

Honey Senpai

Tiny little shit that can kick your ass.

Me: Damn, honey senpai is 17, yet he acts like a child. That little shithead.

Honey: *climbs up to my room window*

Honey: I heard you were talkin shit about me.

Me: WTF-

Honey: *kicks my ass and I end up in the hospital.*

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