alpert

cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!

mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!

alpert

coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!

guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!