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When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn
âCall 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!â
When a Sasquatch/ plus sized male eats an obsessive amount of Taco Bell than shits it into a blender with milk and gives it to his wife
Babe can you go to town and get me some Taco Bell for your beanorino tomorrow
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Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl
Grab your phone itâs time for a catapult crap
Having Uncontrollable diarrhea during sleep paralysis thatâs so god damn smelly even the demon leaves the room
âBro I had a stinky sludge dream last night got that demon to fuck offâ