NBA

Natick Blunt Association

An elite congregation of extraordinary gentlemen, brought together by a common desire for a euphoric sensation associated with the effects of marijuana. The consumption of the previously stated substance must also be in the form of a tobacco-filled cigar; the contents of which being removed and re-rolled with cannabis.

Post NBA meeting activities include:

extreme wakeboarding
alpine skiing
several beer funneling
high velocity tubing
live music in concert form
consuming super burritos c/o Anna's Taqueria
consuming Jack Daniel's Burgers c/o T.G.I. Fridays

News and Events:

Ultimate Day of Food - TBA
Next NBA Meeting - 5 Minutes

Alternative Means of Consumptions:

Sobe Waterfalls
Joints
Gravity Bongs
Dr. McGillicutty
Whiteboys
Spoons
Other water pipes
Including but not limited to:
Bubblers
Ash Catchers
Sidecars
Hookas

Acknoledgements and Acheivements:

Forced departure from Montreal
Gondola cruise
Vicious redneck assault and chasing
Blue ribbon in keg toss
Champions of Worldwide Smoking Convention and Games 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06

"The NBA is the greatest and most highly respected organization known to man"

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