Edward Scissor Pinky

Bros with long pinky nails with the specific purpose for nose picking.

Tom said, “Ouch Andy! You just scratched me with them pinky nails. Get them cut bro!”

Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”

Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”

I ain’t taking that shit No Mo

You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.

Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”

Tom said, “Yeah, so?”

Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”

TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.

Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!

TikTok Obsession

Nerdy dudes falling in love with TikTokers and end up subscribing to their OF account.

Manny just sent that Filipina TikToker some gifts over couple hundred dollars during her live. Seriously?! He got a TikTok obsession with her. As a matter a fact, he just subscribed to her OF account too.