Honkey

That neighbor who’s always sitting on their key fob and/or always checking that their car is locked.

3:00 am wife: what’s that noise

Husband: probably just the honkey next door locking their car.

suisare

A common reason for calls to the police.

I had to call the cops because my douchebag neighbor's suisare kept me up all night, and I had to work the next morning.

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frapp yourself

When you get your first taste of a Carmel frappacino and you blow a load in your shorts.

“You’ve never tried a frappacino? You’ve got to you’re going to frapp yourself.