Treeper

One who is a Creeper while texting

Girl: Who is this
Guy: Your secret admirer
Girl: No really, I don't have this
number. Who is this?
Guy: I told you. . .your secret admirer
Girl: I don't know who this is. Gbye.
Guy: Oh, sorry! I guess this isn't my
ex-gf. I got a new phone, but had
her old number in it. Anyways,
are you hott, too?
Girl: . . .and that is why you are a
Treeper.

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