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The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person
Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!
A boy not named Hannah but acts like Hannah and hangs out with her a lot
Omg boy Hannah was with girl Hannah last night and I think they did pushups until sunrise.
The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.
The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.
Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.
I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.
When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.
I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.