schmeef

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

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Rowe

Surname of extremely good looking, albeit ginger, bloke. Also see "big penis" and "Chav hater".

"oooh look at that chavster, watch it, he might knife you"

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neptunez

some dude you've probably seen on the net already.

Prone to spelling mistakes.

neptunez is everywhjer

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car

Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".

"Dude! Where's my car?"

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Lonely Knight

Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan

Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!

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ASSymetrical Information

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

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j unit

joe jacobs, whilst exclaming g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-G UNIT, was dubbed "j-unit" for all of time. Should you ever encouter him, medical and psychiatric treatment is always on hand for victims of "j-unit".

"oh god that's J-unit!"
"quick get the rabies shots!"

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