troylet

A young, worthless resident of Troy, New York, who is destined to grow up to be a ward of the state, just like their mother and several possible fathers. Typically a "student" at Troy High who spends more time stealing hubcaps on the RPI campus and failing to land skateboard tricks at the Union than he does either in class or at home. Often tries to communicate with passing innocents, without much success.

"Dammit, the troylets keyed my car again. Don't they have lives?!"

Troylet: "Hey dude, you go here, right, you got any squares?"
Normal person: (keeps walking)

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Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

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Xillian

gay script kiddie, whines more than a little girl, loves to whine about other networks bigger than his

<Xillian> if Brendon stopped fucking with me i would stop fucking with him
<Xillian> im gayer than richard simmons
<Xillian> i will take over the world with my botnets

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cardophile

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

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Iz Niz

none of your business, mind your own business, or stay out of my business

"aint none yo iz niz how much crack my man smokes."

"stay out my iz niz."

"its none of Ricardo's iz niz how much heroin Kim shoots up a day."

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buzzkill

also see: angry white man

Rush Limbaugh is a total buzzkill. Kind of ironic, huh?

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Anna Nicole Smith

What happens to a stripper when they graduate.

Anna Nicole Smith will pay a bro fo sho my fellow black emporer.

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