mmm

the white man's orgasm

"mmm those big long bananas were delicious."

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Little Johnny

The protagonist of many jokes who can get away with anything.

The teacher asked the class if they could use the word "contagious" in a sentance. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway. He then came back in the house laughing, saying it will take that contagious to shovel up that mess."

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Neucro

A gay swede. Often jewish.

Fuckin Neucro! Tea-bag him!

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atm

Ass to Mouth means person A is fucking the ass of person B. Person A removes cock (prior to cumming) from ass and inserts in mouth of person B.

Mmmm...the nutty brown flavor of ATM.

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ingle

sexually frustrated and confused, someone who is weak willed, especially when being told what to do by his spouse, but likes to pretend he is the one in charge

"he says its his choice but he's so under thumb, a total ingle"

-"he listens to rammstein? he hates that stuff?"
-"it his Mrs. He's an ingle"
-"oh."

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ingle

sexually confused and frustrated person, tries to con himself into thinking every girl he ever meets fancies him and enjoys listening to his drunken ramblings and that he's "on fire", but deep down he knows he's a tool.

"look at that ingle over there, she can't get away from him fast enough"

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charge it to the game

Similar to a "party foul." Something caused by fate, that can't be altered.

I failed that test today. Oh well, charge it to the game....She poured beer on the carpet- charge it to the game.

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