moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

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levi

basically a boy met a "girl" on holiday and she was really fit BUT he didnt really meet a girl he only pretended and got a pic from google.. phwoar she was fit, same she was fake.

levi dakota is fake 2005

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Jeeves

One of the two main characters of a series of books written by P.G. Wodehouse. Jeeves was a butler and veritable genius who got Bertie, his bumbling but well-meaning employer, out of trouble and inevitable misunderstandings.

Bertie: "So there you are. I'm on the horns of...what are those things you get on the horns of?"
Jeeves: "Dilemmas, sir."

(pg. 35, "Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves" 1963)

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riffola

A moron

Oh god another riffola

heffah

kickass ninja fairy princess

that heffah sure is a kickass ninja fairy princess

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thirdking

useless player of many games incliding: Planetside, World of Warcraft, Counter strike scource

describes himself as sechsjual

im as bad at gaming as thirdking! oh noes!

dosh

Old skool term to money, bling, pingas...

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