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The Queen B(Beyonce) Fan Base, their main goal is to 'pollinate' the unbelievers
"Hey did you hear that Beyonce is dropping a new album?"
"Yeah, it's ALL over the B-hive"
The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."
You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.
Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.
Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!
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If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson may seem like a social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do. Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during Beauty and the Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of self-deprecating humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to die, and puns about his sexuality.
Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10
Carson: Now, tell me what's bothering you today.
Friend: WELL, *describes their day in extreme detail*
Carson: *rephrases everything you said and gives you genuine advice*
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