Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.

Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"

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Old Vienna

Old Vienna was a very popular San Diego Coffee Haus owned and operated by Anton and Ann from 1993-1998. It was located on 627 4th Ave, near Market St, Downtown San Diego. It is now a Cheese shop. Anton was formerly a Police Officer in Vienna Austria and opened a Coffee Haus in San Diego. Old Vienna served coffee, energy drinks and a limited amount of food. Old Vienna catered to the Goths, Punks, Sailors, Marines, Ex-Army & Air Force, Grunges, Ravers, LGTBQ people, Party-Kids, Artists, Emos, college kids and former/ex hippies and beatniks.

The popularity of Old Vienna soared with people hosting D&D games, such a D&D games involving Gothic themes of Werewolves and Vampires. Old Vienna gained National and International attention with during the San Diego Comic Book convention, in which many of the Convention go'ers would go to the convention and then Old Vienna.

Old Vienna closed their doors in 1998 in a very Dramatic evening, "More Drama than you can shake a stick at" Commented one of the regular customers. Anton and Anna moved their store to Old Town and Renamed it "The Upstairs Tavern", which it became less popular.

Goth Girl "What do you want to do tonight?"
Punk kid "Nothing is going on in North Park, let's go to Old Vienna, Downtown"

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Asshole Economics

Is the abuse of capitalism; there are two parts to Asshole Economics. First is Price gouging, the second is poor wages. In price gouging, the theory is to charge as much as the consumer is has to pay, vice how much a consumer is willing to pay. The price of the item is based off a need; the higher the need, the higher the price. Housing, pharmaceuticals and gasoline are much needed items that are price gouged. Banks that offer Adjustable Rate Mortgages start off with offering a monthly mortgage of $500, then it rapidly increases to $2500 per month in a short period of time. Pay-Day loans are yet another example of Asshole Economics, they are legal loan sharks, and they generally target military, low income and minorities. Higher Education is also guilty of this by charging exorbitant tuition fees and pricey text books, insuring that college is out of reach for the working classes.

In poor wages; the asshole managers will be totally opposed to minimum wage, citing buzzwords like “competitive performance”. When Minimum wages are imposed by the state, the asshole economist will be making massive profits, but still pay their staff barely enough to keep them from leaving. To sum up the meaning of Asshole Economics; The rich stay rich, the poor will remain poor.

Example #1
Customer: “I need these medications, if I don’t get them, I could die!”
Pharmacist: “Well, that’s your problem. It’s $3055.35 for your cancer treatment drugs, you only have $250.”
Customer #2 “Well, that’s Asshole Economics are work!”

Example #2
Employee “I have been working here for the last five years, I felt it was time to ask for a raise”
Asshole Boss “You have been working for the past five years, I felt it is time to ask for your resignation.. the answer is ‘NO’”
Employee “That’s not right!, what is this Asshole Economics?”
Asshole Boss “I will be nice to you today, either get back to work or go home”

Example #3
Homeowner: “But you said the rate would never go past $100 dollars!”
Broker: “It doesn’t matter what I said, it’s what you agreed to when you signed the contract”
Homeowner“I can’t afford this!
Broker: “Sorry to hear about this, maybe you can try payday loans.”
Homeowner: “What do you have your degree in? Asshole Economics?”

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Flying Under the Radar

History of the phrase; Prior to electronic counter measures, military aircraft would fly beneath the Radio Detection and Ranging (RADAR) in order not to be detected by enemy forces. This term started out as a military phrase in the 1950's.

Pop-Culture definition; generally an insult or can be used as advice.
1. To not stand-out, to remain quite.
2. To not drawn any attention to yourself either positively or negatively.
By not standing out or gaining any positive or negative attention, the person 'flying under the radar'
3. To go undetected.

Michael has never gotten in any trouble nor ever receive any special recognition, in fact he is disliked by his peers, hated by his subordinates; managers/supervisors have only disdain for him because he spent his 20 year career flying under the radar.

John "Dude, They will soon be on to you!"
Eric "What should I do!?"
John "All you need to do is Fly under the radar for the next two weeks"
Eric "Thanks, I will do.."

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Navy Clone

A person that wears the blue US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes (Such as New Balance or Nike brand). They are commonly seen in Horton Plaza in Downtown San Diego, California.

...Any given weekend at Horton Plaza, Downtown San Diego....
Marine#1 "There are a hell of a lot of Navy folks out today"
Marine#2 "How can you tell?"
Marine#1 "They are ALL dressed alike, all wearing US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes."
Old Guy named Hugh "They are all clones, Navy Clones"

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Dick Pussy

1. A male feline, male house cat.
2. A spineless stubborn person.

1st example:
Man says to cat "You know what you are, a Dick Pussy!'
Cat responds "Meow"

2nd example:
Asshole Supervisor "You are fired! I don't want you're retarded ass working here anymore!"
Fired employee "Fuck you! I'll beat your fucking bitch ass!"
Asshole supervisor cowards under a table "Please don't hurt me!! Someone help! Call the police"
Customer says "Gee, he is a real Dick and a Pussy! Hehe.. a Dick Pussy!"

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Dickless Tie

A bow tie. A tie without hanging cloth.

"Wear one of 'em fancy dickless ties to the dinner tonight."