bang

1) To have sex with someone.
2) A loud noise.
Do not get the two confused.

1) I banged a right fit bird last night!
2) Did you hear that bang last night?

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norwegian

Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!

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hitman

-A man who serves as a 'maintenance man' for women.
-Someone to 'hit you off' when you need it.

I called up my hitman because I needed some maintenance

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chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.

1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.

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Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger

"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"

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haste

Some echild junkie, attends raves. He is a naughty boy. Tends to engage in conflict with others for the humour value.

"Oh look, its Haste! Omg. Omg. Omg."

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Trashmo

A generally trashy person who is unclean physically and morally.

Mill Street inhabitants

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