M203

A grenade launcher usually attached to the bottom of an M-16 or M4 assault rifle. More commonly known to Soldier of Fortune 2 players as the n00b cannon due to the fact it is easy to use and can frag a player in one shot, hence it is a favourite among n00bs.

Shiiiiiit! I just got fragged by that n00b and his M203 n00b cannon.

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Student

Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.

Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.

Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.

"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."

"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"

"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"

"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"

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Blockheads

The oldest known slag. First used by Anaeus in Greek mythology to the cyclops.

Generally meaning stupid.

You are all blockheads!!

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santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

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fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

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Fratred

hatred of the freddy krueger movies

"so that's where all my fratred came from."

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ss

Nazi Secret Service. Practically every SS officer had committed war crimes.

Elite German soldiers were drafted into the SS during WW2.

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