Rural Dictionary

An AIM chat bot created by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation for the purpose of convincing children not to smoke. It attempts to do this by using some of the worst grammar imaginable short of "l337speak" and insulting smokers. Recently "upgraded" to use even worse grammar and more unconvincing arguments than ever.

User: Do you like baseball?
User: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about baseball.

hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
User: I can tell you many reasons. Want to hear some?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
User: Smoking is not stupid.
VaVaVirgil: hair smells like doo-doo after a smoke

want 2 hear another one?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: u probably spent a bunch of cash on a cool shirt and now it reeks like manure

thinking of butting out for good?
User: Shut up or I will murder you.
VaVaVirgil: u will murder me? for real?

by AnonYMous May 10, 2003

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cubed

Short, fat and squatty. All ass, and no body.

Man, that girl's so big, her height equals her width and her depth! She's cubed, yo!

by AnonYMous November 8, 2003

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