sign your name

To ejaculate on something, usually
a female; to coat, to spray etc.

She didn't want to swallow so she asked
me to sign my name between her globes

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ROTFFWYMALMAO

Rolling on the fucking floor with your mom and laughing my ass off

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Caller ID

A service most telephone company's offer that displays the calling party's name and number on a display device, which is connected to your phone line.

I wish to God Caller ID was never invented.

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Flamar

One who disclaims innocence but does however claim to be innercent of all wrong doing.

You know she is such a Flamar, how can one not help but appreciate it?

bivouac

something that's whak....something that's bad

girls are so bivouac!

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chiegger

A pejorative term for a caucasian kid ("Chinesse" person) who mimicks language, dress and mannerisms of black ghetto kids.

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midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

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