two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

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bng

Short for Bob and George, The Comic Strip

You will never see megaman the same way again!

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skinflint

An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).

My uncle George will never help anyone out. He's too much of a skin

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Panebianco Shuffle

When a persons hand shakes uncontrollably, as if the person has down syndrom, when they are shuffling and dealing cards.

Mike is a master of the panebianco shuffle when playing chinese poker.

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double r

refers to either range rover or rolls royce

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homeslice

Friend, buddy, pal

Me 'n my homeslice are going to chill down at the mall today.

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mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.

Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!

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