crotch rot

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)

She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin

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Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

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harvath

a fucked over man whore.

your best friend.

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Loose Booty

Diarrhea

Those beans gave me loose booty!

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Bjork

An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! Her wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.

Bjork inspires all with her music and acting!

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BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

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government

1.A long forgotten theory on how to help the people of a country
2.The beginning of a world wide order whose sole mission is to destroy the way of life as defined by the constitution.
3.A body of men origanally intended to be run by the people of the country, but eventually will revert to dicctatorship.
4.See also Evil Empire, Hypocrite, Democrat, Republican, Lucifer

The government will steal and eat your babies.

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