Coprophiliac

Sexual arousment from excrements. Gettin' hard from crap.. Playing with crap for sexual amusement

You are a coprophiliac

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Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

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odog

Founder of White Boys for Rap, located in Winter Park, FL.

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noodz

sexy pictures and/or naked pictures one takes of themselves to share with others via internet or AIM

send noodz please.

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Fettle

To resign oneself to defeat in the face of little or no obstacle

"how did the interview go?"
"Aboslute shite, I couldn't even remember my name, really fettle"

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Le Poux du Printemps

A reorchestrated version of Stravinsky's Le Sacre du Printemps. Can be mistooken for the original very easily. Translated in English as "The Lice of Spring" (whereas the original is "The Rite of Spring") Contains "noises" idiots call music, whereas the rest of the "educated" world call it crap.

That sounds like Le Poux du Printemps!

cumsquat

1.A synonym meaning"blow job". Noun.
2. A fantastic blow job given by the beautiful Jaime Bergman,the 1997 Playmate of the year. Noun.

Note to the gentlemen who look up this word:If for some reason you have not seen Jaime Bergman in the nude, you are unfortunately missing out. Also,while reading the following sentence,your brain will produce a much more enjoyable image after you have seen the pictures.

When I saw Jaime Bergman walking towards me in her black,sexy thong,I had a very good feeling that I was going to receive a wonderful cumsquat from her.

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