ellis island

whop

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malapropism

1. When something is inappropriately named
2. When someone uses a name/word in an improper context

George W. used a malapropism when he said "They misunderestimated me."

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crinkled brownie

Slang term for a womans vagine of the african american heritage

I bet Beyonce has a nice crinkled brownie.

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Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

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Shit-bitch

another name for a bitch

Your a mother fucking shit bitch

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umad

a filthy, lying, deceitful little bastard with a bad attitude, a mouth like a sewer and a cock which refuses to rise, see also cunt

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umad

a man who bothers mothers

that umad won't leave my mama alone, the cunt

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