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When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!
Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
20π 10π
Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.
17π 8π
A noun used to refer to someone who is a complete twunt. The word is inspired by an internet user who usually used the username "nocashvalue". He was retarded enough to get this name off a coin that says "NO CASH VALUE" on it.
You know that Tom bloke? He's a complete nocashvalue.
5π 8π
to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"
little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.
22π 34π
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
28π 55π
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
22π 54π
Shaking hands with benjamin franklin
johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
25π 79π