masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

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jismole

1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation

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Dazza

Somone who steals vB licences from his customers, and uses them on his own forums, because he's a poor bastard. Also known as DLStreamnet. Keep away from www.dual-stream,net, this knob owns it !

He would add a counter to these definitions, but he's gone to suck off a horse.

Look its that knob, DAZZA.

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charva

coomon shit heads only out to cause misery and pain....a complete waste of space, a cancer of earth, probably the source of all STDs in the known world. all charvs should die......the world would be so much better without them and the streets would finally be safe to walk at night without the words:who ya lookin at ya daft cunt???or sweaty two comin thru!!!

wye aye!!!lets gan down the monkey daft cunt and gan get some cowies!!!!

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Satuerday Niagth

1. A beefed up version of satuerday
2. A spining version of satuerday done in some sort of super move fashion where the screen turns black and the guy has a trail behind him
3. (satuerday) It's the same except it ends in a thunderous boom where you yell NIAGTH!!!!
4. The day when you go out because its cool

"magisterofmayhem: people are like LOL SATUERDAY NIAGTH!!"

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splabeeno

a marijuana cigarette.

'pass me the splabeeno.'

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copper nitrate

A policeman's overtime payments.

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