3 some

wow. indeed. how about i just fuck two women.

Me and two other fuckers

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blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

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shukis

the popuplar term for sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the asshole when a girl is having her period - the saying that comes with the shukis is "two in the blood and one in the mud!!!"

if you don't shut the hell up you stupid dickfor, i am going to give you a shukis

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phillippa

very nice girl who is to be loved by all

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brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

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gonza

Some nice ass weed; marijuana.

I was smoking so much gonza last night that i skeeted on your dog.

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UMP j00

1. when a player in CounterStrike is killed by the suckiest submachinegun, his killer says: UMP j00!
2. At the start of a game of CS a player who buys the UMP submachinegun calls out: UMP J00! to put fear in the hearts of his opponents!

Me: UMP j00 N00BS!
N00b1: OMG I R UMPED!
N00b2: OMG ME TO

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