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Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by AnonYMous October 13, 2003


burbler

a water pipe for smoking the reefer

yo dawg pass me the burbler, fo shizzle

by AnonYMous March 7, 2003

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Penisbread

Mikel folding a slice of bread in a specific way to make it look like the head of a penis.

"Penisbread = The New Jesus"

by AnonYMous May 17, 2003

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


tadger

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

by AnonYMous March 13, 2003

330πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by AnonYMous October 18, 2003

338πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


catholic

The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.

"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."

by AnonYMous July 3, 2003

423πŸ‘ 844πŸ‘Ž


Catholic

Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.

A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.

Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.

Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.

Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"

Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.

by AnonYMous August 7, 2003

341πŸ‘ 745πŸ‘Ž