hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I fucked Suzi, Carmen, and Dana...thats a hat trick

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Hat Trick

getting vaginal, oral and anal all in the same night

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sales director

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.

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sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

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sales director

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!

That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!

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tax cut

When Bush decides to reduce taxes. Sadly, this will never happen because Bush thinks that the key to a better future for his country's citizens is to bomb other countries that pose NO threat to the USA whatsoever.

I wish we got a tax cut, but instead we got war.

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Kuoder

A large used vagina covered in moisened pubic hair.

John is being a fucking Kuoder.

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