crowbar

The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.

The finest in headcrab removal since 1997!

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tussy

acting like one Johnathon J. Shrout, (a tulip)

Hi, I'm Jay I'm tussy, I like beaster girls (especially Emily)

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blue balls

when your fuckin' the bitch and then she stops for some reason and you don't finish. Then you get that pain in your balls and you can't think about anything else but trying to get the job done. Girls that do this are definetly evil and inhumane. I pitty the other poor son of a bitches that had this done to them.

yo i was fuckin' the bitch and she fuckin left. She should be shot because now i got blue balls.

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quam

Vaginal discharge also known as knicker slugs.

Jessy pulled her knickers to find quam in her gusset.

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quam

fuck u firecrotch that has a small dick

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rizzkeys

A cockup of one or more words in a sentence. Usually attributed to typing errors and/or sleeplessness.

"i enjoy the concept of a program 'giving up'. i just imagine some bits on my hard drive throwing their electrons in the air in fristratiobn and screaming '1000101010110!!!'"

rizzkeys

An exclamation used to denote one's particularly evident misspellings and/or glaring grammatical errors.

I aet a hsmburget in sUnday.
(when intended sentense was: "I ate a hamburger on Sunday.")
RIZZKEYS!

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