requiem for a dream

awesome movie about drugs & pain

soooon...

103👍 34👎

allbritches

To get elevated by the use of battery operated egg shaped vibrators to the point- where unbenounced to him she is fixing to shoot a fountain of moistness on the unshavin face of a stoned tube pullin fool only to say (DUDE)

( DUDE! SHE BLASTED ME WITH BRITCHES, she was ok then (all of a sudden she just shot this hot jizz in my eye, And i had just cleaned my glasses) SHE`s A REAL FREAK!!!!!

1👍 1👎

Relient K

A really cool band. See "The Anatomy of Tounge in Cheek" one of their albums

"Sadie Hawkins dance
in my kakhi pants"

385👍 122👎

filthy yoghurt

Man Fat.

A couple of tugs and I coughed my filthy yoghurt all over her chin.

7👍 4👎

divorce song

A song that has lyrics that glorify the end of a romantic relationship.

Ray-J song "No More", Tevin Campbell song "Goodbye", and the R. Kelly and Nivea duet "Laundromat" are divorce songs.

6👍 7👎

vajira

this bum that has too much time on his hands and thinks N-sci's will fall for the crap he makes up

nice try vj but two can play at this game

1👍 8👎

Budda

weed

i smoked a bowl of budda

300👍 95👎