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Generally refers to a very commonplace handgun cartridge first developed for the 1911A1 Colt Autopistol, available in FMJ and JHP. A rather bulky round with a weight of roughly 11 grams, the .45 ACP is seen as the ultimate manstopper by American shooters. Though it is a sub-sonic round that uses relatively low-pressure charge, its sheer size can deliver enough energy to very literally stop a man in his tracks. On the flip side however, it does not have a substantial amount of piercing power. Other .45 cartridges include the .45 LC (for Colt Revolvers), .45 GAP (Glock Auto Pistol), and the .45-60 high-powered revolver load.
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An elongated pussy secreting a vaginal discharge.
Pat, I rode your Mom's Snot Canoe down Tuna River and lost my paddle at Shithole Rapids.
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The ability to tell how hot a girl simply by talking to her on the phone.
Teresa had a nice-sounding voice, but Todd's honar was telling him the bitch weighed a deuce-and-a-half.
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To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.
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Trying to convince somebody to do something by saying it over and over again
"You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"
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