A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
9π 28π
Any one individual that sucks on a mans testicles
You see that bitch Kara? She's a lickyballbiatch
2π 5π
a fat fuck who thinks hes funny and really isnt
my engineering analysis professor
1π 4π
Ah'm gonna getchu, Suckah!
or
Keep suckin', suckah
24π 7π
a common term used among homosexuals
"i want to stick my little phazer inside your anus and swirl it around"
16π 40π
A phrase used when there is a gathering of people. Sometimes used sarcastically if you see a group of people who are doing nothing interesting
Ranjit and his posse were sat about doing nothing.
enter extra posse member
"Ah, so this is where the party's at..."
7π 8π