Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

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lickyballbiatch

Any one individual that sucks on a mans testicles

You see that bitch Kara? She's a lickyballbiatch

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koffke

a fat fuck who thinks hes funny and really isnt

my engineering analysis professor

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suckah

fool.

also, someone who sucks

Ah'm gonna getchu, Suckah!
or
Keep suckin', suckah

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daug

your friends, usually guys

whuz up daug?

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phazer

a common term used among homosexuals

"i want to stick my little phazer inside your anus and swirl it around"

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where the party's at

A phrase used when there is a gathering of people. Sometimes used sarcastically if you see a group of people who are doing nothing interesting

Ranjit and his posse were sat about doing nothing.

enter extra posse member

"Ah, so this is where the party's at..."

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