Jesus

The Savior of the world. People have every right to reject or ignore him, but those who choose to believe will eventually feel the security, peace, and happiness that only He can bring.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

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cockbubble

bo gibson

bo gibson is a cockbubble at playing the guitar

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Ihaidtanted

A person with the characteristics of Karlee.

Karlee is a very ihaidtanted person.

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The Bill

To titty-fuck a girl so hard that your penis bruises her underneath her chin.

That bitch had huge tits and wouldn't shut up, so I gave her THE BILL.

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kobe'd

To have raped someone, esp. an under-aged woman, and then lie about it.

Mark Kobe'd when he told the police that he didn't know the woman who claimed he raped her.

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ska

an overlooked genre of music. often consisting of horns and guitars, and reggae-like sound.

Catch 22
Less than Jake
Reel Big Fish
Mad Caddies
Mustard Plug

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ska

a type of music that could be very upbeat and happy or very slow and mellow defined by the guitar rythems often with the accompiament of horns such as a trumpet or sax.

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