ownij

See "ownage"

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SBHS

The breeding ground of Satan.

Yeah...at SBHS they set his hair on fire!

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family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

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wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

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Kirk Construct

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

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homie

another word to give the user a false sence of brotherhood. see dawg

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Tub Girl

A japanese woman in a tub shitting into her own mouth.

Nasty

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