safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.

Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"

Fluggo

A flat chested and ugly female.

Ian: Ewww...check out that total fluggo by the lake!
Sasha: Gross, why would you point that out to me?

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