A small town in southern weed where the only thing to do is walk around the shitty 1mile x 1mile town while blitzed as fuck. The one redeeming part of Rogue River is that an utter fuckton of weed is grown there. Did I mention rednecks? Yeah rednecks.
Rogue Riverian 1: do you have any dreams of leaving?
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We donât do that.