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Pollyanna

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!

You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!

by Anony. Res October 9, 2023


Shane

The name that does not belong to The Man With No Name.

"Ny name's not Shane, kid!"
Said The Man With No Name after shooting a child.

by Anony. Res November 30, 2023


A Potato

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.

Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.

by Anony. Res September 13, 2023


Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023


Kuromi

The beautiful goddess worshipped by followers of the Kuromism relgion, as derived of the main Sanrio religion, although is one of the lesser known or worshipped deities of the universe. Currently in a never ending war against the soul of hidden death and evil, herself, My Melody.

Please spread the word and worship our beautiful goddess, Kuromi.

by Anony. Res November 27, 2023


Nobel Kawaii Prize

Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.

Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii

Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:

"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895

by Anony. Res October 11, 2023


JHeb

Moon man.

JHeb is Tom Nook's biggest fan. No exceptions.

by Anony. Res February 28, 2022