Knicker Jam

A natural condiment produced and controlled by the pituitary gland monthly.

Often located in the crotch gusset of a woman’s worn bloomers, this congealed delicacy can be easily mistaken for an edible breakfast spread

Mick: What’s this stuff I found in your knickers?

Susan: Michael!! Stop licking that! It’s my knicker jam!!!

Squeezer

A person who is holding on too tight. Most likely spent their adolescent years sitting at the front of the classroom as the obvious “teacher’s pet”. The term is usually only used in a workplace setting to describe people who stay back late, suck up to bosses, go above and beyond etc.

Don: Jacinta loves this job too much.

Mick: Yeah she’s a squeezer...

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Chocolate Double-Scoop

Chocolate Double-Scoop is where one person takes a shit in another person's mouth, Then receives a blowjob from that person, And then screws the person in the ass, Double coating their dick in "Chocolate". Originates from an old, little known swedish porno.

Sven gave Tiina a Chocolate Double-Scoop and she could still taste it the next day.

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