lipiecki

A hawaiian t-shirt wearing nun. Alternatively, a stupid polock.

Wow, that lipieki is breaking the nun dress code.

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Smeoted

Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word

"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"

The Jiggle

n. When a female shows a group of men her cheer, which includes a jump, and the men, resulting from the tits shaking in midair, become slightly aroused.

Ohhh man, did you see The Jiggle earlier? Dude, Brittany's tits were jumping like they had a life of their own!

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wangchung

A farsighted, bald chinese kid who can perform flips of many types. Also characterised as either a type of good-wierd, athletic-monkey, or a type of odd-funny.

Yo, WangChung, do that thing you just did again!

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Bootyful

When someone has a nice ass, but you don't want to come off as an asshole trying to get some.

Rachel: He was so nice, he called me beautiful. What was weird though, is he kinda stretched the "e a u" part it almost sounded like "o's".

Christina: Oh no Rach he called you bootyful, not beautiful. He thinks you have a nice ass.

Rachel: He said what now? Oh girl thanks for telling me, avoided that real quick.

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Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

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plano

Place you want to complain about when you have no life, home, or friends.

I'm going to bash Plano because I'm a puss who will have no rammifications for what I say on the internet!

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