e-shame

To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.

"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."

DIATYT

"Did I already tell you that?" / "Did I already tell you this?"

Email and texting abbreviation for aging baby boomers - similar to ROFLMAO, LOL or TTYL. Used when you suspect that you might be repeating yourself.

"My grandson started walking last month! DIATYT?"

"I served two tours in Vietnam. DIATYT?"

technoenvy

Lusting for the cool piece of hardware that someone else has.

I fooled with Bill's iPad last week and have a bad case of technoenvy.

Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it

Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"

Scantina

A nudie bar or strip club

Hey Bob, want to hit a couple of scantinas tonight?