farf

When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*

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Cishet

The worst type of person- someone who is cisgender and heterosexual

“Ye I’m cishet”
“EWW GET TF AWAY FROM ME”

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