wanker's whiplash

A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.

Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?

Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.

Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.

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