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Cheese Pizza Break-up

When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


gun control

Feminists, who don't know about real guns. All they see is "Boy, 17 killed by gun", so they seek to ban every legal gun on the planet. This act is to punish the legal users of guns, while the criminals go unchecked and buy more illegal guns every year

Those bitches are supporting gun control

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

9998πŸ‘ 363πŸ‘Ž


mercedes

The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.

A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it

Mercedes is the best car ever!!!

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

278πŸ‘ 180πŸ‘Ž


RJH

adjective
Describes group of guys who try to get girls drunk in order to have sex with them.

Yo, stay away from those dudes, girl. They're RJH.

by Anonymous November 3, 2004

39πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


isle of scandalucia

a place of scandal. A rip off.

"That there dodgy geezer tried to sell me one of his hoo-ers for $600"
"Man, that guy's from the isle of Scandalucia!"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003


single

A CD that usually has around half the tracks of a normal one.

Why pay full price for half the music? I hate singles and EPs.

by Anonymous March 16, 2005

338πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


single

3.5 grams of marijuana.

Pothead: What up, Pablo, can I get a single?
Pablo: Yea, go ahead and stop by.

by Anonymous August 2, 2004

30πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž